by Meredith Darts
I know it's scary to even consider negative thoughts for your wedding day, but..with some trepidation I present the following thoughts and experiences from my recent life as a willing and cheerful wedding guest.
It’s the day every young girl dreams of – her wedding day. It’s supposed to be perfect – the perfect guy, the perfect ring, the perfect dress, etc. Hours of meetings with the event planner, dozens of cake tastings, and countless GChats with girlfriends have culminated in this one day, where you thought every scenario had been considered and planned for. If X happens, plan 743J will go into effect. If Z..., then 846C. But what happens if you haven’t thought of everything?
As the groom noted, “They say rain on your wedding day is good luck, and, well, if that is the case, then my sweet and I have the L-word coming to us by the truckload.” It didn’t just rain, it poured – 2 inches once everything was said and done. All their best-laid plans – the sunset cocktail hour, the fire-pit lounge, the custom-built tiki bars, the dance floor under the stars – all had to be reimagined and reconstructured within a matter of minutes due to Mother Nature and her plans. Needless to say, all present made the best of the situation, yet those wonderful tiki bars were no where to be found.
Reading that reminded me of an outdoor wedding a friend of mine recently attended that was held at an extravagant estate overlooking a pond. The evening prior, my friend was chatting with the bride’s mother about the location. “It’s absolutely beautiful. You are going to love it!” With this rave review in mind, my friend made her way to venue the following day, and the mother hadn’t lied. It was lovely. However, the guests weren’t the only people present to witness this magical event. “Holy crap,” my friend recounted upon her return, “There were bugs everywhere!”
Looking back on these stories, I see how acquiring a tent could have easily prevented a few of these obstacles from rearing their ugly heads. Although we all dream that our wedding day will be perfectly sunny and 70 degrees, Murphy’s Law dictates that something will go wrong. However, a simple tent would have shielded all attending from the elements and provided the bride and groom with a much needed peace of mind. If you don't think you're going to NEED it because everything will be perfect, well you may want to conisder a "rain plan" or "nature plan" to cover your....guests (to put it mildly).
Furthermore, as a guest of 3 to 4 weddings per year thus far (tragic), I ask you engaged couples to think of us, among all your other concerns. As much as I love to eat cake that has been pecked at by local wildlife or leave a wedding with a sun burn that’s edging on third degree status, I prefer not to. Instead I want to rave about the band or covet your wedding dress. Enjoy you and your family, while savoring the food that is second to none. Not cursing at the mud that has ruined my brand new high heels.
So, to all you soon to be newly weds, I wish you all wonderful weddings and good luck! And hope and pray that this never happens on your big day…
That being said, if you DO consider a tent…please consider the tent vendor carefully because as the old saying goes, “you get what you pay for.” The poor couple below got a great bargain and I'm sure they'll remember their special, one in a lifetime moment....for all the wrong reasons.